I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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