hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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