How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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