We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I love black thongs
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
