We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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