Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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