make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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