My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Sacagawea was the original milf.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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