the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Barsexuality is the new black.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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