I love black thongs
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the day after is always just damage control
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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