Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
