They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
