i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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