This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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