Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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