Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
