my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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