I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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