sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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