Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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