he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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