I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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