3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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