dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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