Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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