I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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