Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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