is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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