the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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