It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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