it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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