Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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