Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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