I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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