Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Its about making memories worth repressing
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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