what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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