My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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