You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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