am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Randomize
