You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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