your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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