Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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