Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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