think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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