i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
