His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I need to sanitize my soul.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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