doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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