I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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