paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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