if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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