i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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