Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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