oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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