Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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