On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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